
It is perfect for a mild case of the blues. Forays out in ever widening radius, and returning home in cyclic fashion to tend to what you already have. You make simple plans and strategies to cope with these interactions. Said slimes may have unexpected interactions with other objects. The game opens up with more and more discoveries. cute slime poop.) You sell the poop and make $$$. Feed the slimes, they give you plorts (ie. You’re a farmer (well, rancher.) You rear slimes. There is something about Slime Rancher and its simple formula that somehow yields engagement.

You are only excused if you can scroll through two or three pages of the /Aww Subreddit without feeling at least the glimmer of a smile creep up for at least one picture.Įven if you’re convinced this type of game is not for you, at least give it a try. However you rationalize it, you should just go effing download Slime Rancher right now.īecause anyone who doesn’t give themselves the gift of bright colors, round cuteness, and adorable squeals is missing out on a whole load of happy. After you try the free game out, you can uninstall and wipe it and the launcher clean off your hard drive for all I care. You can, in fact, drain Epic Game’s coffers by just utilizing their free games and bandwidth to download without paying them a cent. I’m not asking you to pay any money to Epic Games. Yes, you may have perfectly valid reasons as to why you will not support Epic Game’s launcher. Keeping a single Quantum Slime is impossible short of using a Curio or Utility (and even then it's untested, although Slime Stage tests on Tarr reveal promising results.At the risk of sounding like a complete shill, it behooves me to advise that Slime Rancher is currently free and everyone should go download it now. Hell, a quantum ANYTHING cannot be contained except by actual walls. You cannot leave a quantum slime alone for any period of time unattended in a coop without it getting free. As of right now, owning a Quantum Slime = no more exploration. The expenses easily offset the shutdown of those jerks.

Excuse me, but this is a DAMN FINE IDEA if a new Curio or Utility module gets released, or better Extractors because really the optimum ranching experience is done ON THE RANCH. :/ Yeah sure, remove any bit of fun and challenge you have. Everytime I left, there were quantum slimes all over my ranch. I don't have time to keep an eye on my quantum slimes while taking care of other slimes, science stuff and exploring. And make them quite expensive to make it a bit of a challenge. YES! This is a very good idea and would be very nice.
